So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell? And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change? And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? How I wish, how I wish you were here. We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, Running over the same old ground. What have you found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
Harper (1922-2007) is best known for his wildlife images, but don’t expect realism. The works are colorful and stylized geometric representations of animals and nature (via Charley Harper’s Wild Eye | Science and the Arts)
you got a fast car and I want a ticket to anywhere maybe we make a deal maybe together we can get somewhere
any place is better starting from zero got nothing to loose maybe we’ll make something but me myself I got nothing to prove
you got a fast car and I got a plan to get us outta here I been working at the convenience store managed to save a little bit of money we wont have to drive too far just ‘cross the border and into the city you and I can both get jobs and finally see what it means to be living
you see my old man’s got a problem he lives with the bottle that’s the way it is he says his body’s to old for working his body’s young to look like his my mama went off and left him she wanted more to life than he could give I said somebody’s got to take care of him so I quit school and that’s what I did
you got a fast car but is it fast enough so we can fly away we gotta make a decision we leave tonight or live and die this way
I remember we were driving driving in your car the speed so fast I felt like I was drunk city lights lay out before us and your arm felt nice wrapped round my shoulder and I had a feeling that I belonged and I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone
you got a fast car and we go cruising to entertain ourselves you still ain’t got a job and I work in a market as a check out girl I know things will get better you’ll find work and I’ll get promoted we’ll move out of the shelter buy a big house and live in the suburbs you got a fast car and I got a job that pays all our bills you stay out drinking late at the bar see more of your friends than you do of your kids I’d always hoped for better thought maybe together you and me would find it I got no plans I ain’t going nowhere so take your fast car and keep on driving
you got a fast car but is it fast enough so you could fly away you gotta make a decision you leave tonight or live and die this way
According to the official website ofDolphin Tale, the new film is the “amazing true story of a brave dolphin and the compassionate strangers who banded together to save her life.”
At least that’s what they want you to believe, but here at the Soup, we know better. This is the tale of a drug-ravaged rogue dolphin who, well, just watch the thing!
There’s plenty more where this came from as Joel McHale brings you an amazing true chapter of Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT featuring strangers who have no compassion whatsoever.
“Touch it- bring it - pay it - watch it - turn it - leave it - stop - format it” [repeat 6x]
[Intro] Aiyyo Swizz I don’t think they ready for this shit Aiyyo let me take they ass back to the club real quick
[Verse 1] (Get low Bus!) Who be the King of the Sound? (Uh huh) Busta Bus back to just put a lock on a town (Uh huh) Lot of my bitches be comin from miles around See they be cumin (Uh!) cause they know how the God get down (TURN IT UP!!) NOW YOU KNOW WHO HOLDIN THE THRONE SO GIMME THE CROWN (Huh) NIGGAS SOLUTIN AND TRYIN TO GIVE ME A POUND (Come on) I DON’T REALLY FUCK WITH YOU NIGGAS YOU NIGGAS IS CLOWN MAKIN THE BITCHES STRIPPIN THROW THEY SHIT ON THE GROUND (Get low Bus!) Now that’s the way that it goes (Uh huh) When we up in the spot the shit be flooded with hoes (Come on) See we a make it hot, the chicks will come out their clothes That’s when you get it (Huh) mami already know I suppose (TURN IT UP!!) SHORTY WILDIN AND SHORTY OPEN SHE BEASTIN IT OUT FOR THE RECORD (Huh) JUST A SECOND I’M FREAKIN IT OUT (Come on) WHILE SHE TRYIN TO Touch SEE I WAS PEEPIN IT OUT SHE TURNED AROUND AND WAS TRYIN TO PUT MY DICK IN HER MOUTH I LET HER
[Chorus] “Touch it- bring it - pay it - watch it - turn it - leave it - stop - format it” [repeat 4x]
[Verse 2] (Get low Bus!) And as we started, got me ringing her bell (Uh huh) When I come I be doin it and doin it well (Uh huh)
Then I beat up the coochie and be makin it swell Tryin to hide the smell of the sex, spraying on the Chanel (TURN IT UP!) THEN THEY TRY TO WALK WITH A STRUT SO NO ONE COULD TELL HOW A NIGGA GOT IN THEY BUTT, MADE EVERYTHING JAIL NOW THE TICKLE WILD LIKE A NUT, SHE BLOWIN MY CELL (Come on) CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THE KID I PUT HER UNDER MY SPELL (Get low Bus!) It’s crowded mami move it along (Uh huh) If you know you ‘bout it then get to removin your thong (Uh huh) To the whip in back of the truck that’s where you belong After the Yac, see the type of raunchy shit they be on (TURN IT UP!!) STREET NIGGAS RESPECT IT BECAUSE MY MOVEMENT IS STRONG (Come on) CAUSE WE CONSISTENTLY REPPIN SEE MY MONEY IS LONG ALL MY BITCHES IS WITH ME SEE HOW THEY SINGIN THE SONG PLUS HOW WE GIVE YOU THE STICK AND WE BE DICKIN ALONG, I LET HER
[Chorus]
[Verse 3] (Get low Bus!) The God of the black, see that I’m back (Uh huh) Every single time that I drop, the shit is a wrap (Uh huh) For the niggaz hatin the kid I’m clos to strap Cause all these bitches wanna come talk to sit on my lap (TURN IT UP!!) EVERYTIME I GIVE YOU BANG SHIT TO KNOCK IN YOUR WHIP NIGGA ALWAYS DO HIS THING BITCH LOCKIN THE STRIP (Come on) LOT OF MAMI’S IS DANCIN AND THEY SHAKIN THEY HIPS AFTER THAT THEY GET LOW AND PUT THE THING ON THEIR LIPS, I LET ‘EM
Из пункта А в пункт Б выехали велосипедист, мотоциклист, автомобиль, автобус, поезд, гужевая повозка, полуприцеп и каток. Что-то невероятно интересное происходит в пункте Б!
Hello, I’m Dr. Greenthumb Have you ever had the problem of running out of weed and just can’t find some anywhere? Well try my Dr. Greenthumb grow tips I’ll show you how to grow inside and out From seed to clone, and the best homegrown And if you’re afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky No worries, we’ll fix them too with one of our Dr. Greenthumb ‘Sizzlean’ screens to block the nosy pig’s vision Don’t believe me? Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here Jed Sanders how well it works
Hyuh, hyuh, hello my name is Jaid And I’m a farmer and I’ve been growing Mary-jah-wana fer about twenty years and uhh uhh, with Dr. Greenthumb’s ‘Sizzlean’ screen I don’t have to point my shotgun at them pesky porkers no more Thanks Dr. Green, you’re the shit
Yes, Dr. Greenthumb’s got it all, I guarantee it Try my book and you’ll have the chronic in no time [lighter flicks] Dial 1-800-713-GROW [inhaling noise] That’s 1-800 (cough cough) (inhale) [lighter flicks] 713 (cough cough) G (inhale) R (inhale) O-W
“Hello Dr. Greenthumb, paging Dr. Greenthumb!”
[B-Real] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb I’d like to tell you just where I’m from In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields The fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steels Greenhouse effect with the weed connect (Doctor) DEA can’t keep Greenthumb in check (Doctor!) HPS, God Bless the whole crop Please God, don’t let me see no cops Trunkload, ready to hit the highway Don’t let the eye in the sky fly my way or we gonna have big trouble, that’s no shit Can’t be growing without no permit but fuck that, I study the 215 trip That way when they come they can suck my dick Weed can’t grow without attention Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
[Chorus:]
[B-Real] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb [SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb! [B-Real] I’d like to tell you just where I’m from [SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb [B-Real] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb [SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb! [B-Real] I’d like to tell you just where I’m from [SenDog] Aiyyo Dr. Greenthumb, come on back one time!
[B-Real] People can’t live without the herb man If not they’d be drinking and driving and swerving but thanks to Dr. Greenthumb weed grow in the backyard or inside with hydro To the cush plant brushing a tangerine dream Tasty, blowing a fucking smokescreen Cycles of weed are constantly grown Somebody give me the razor to cut groves I’d like to stop, but it feels so good Horny plants stinking up my whole neighborhood Sticky angel, I wanna leave it alone but never ever ever gotta worry from my home What that funny sound knocking at the door (Open up it’s the DEA!) Sorry Greenthumb can’t talk no more Please don’t follow me into the sun Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
[Chorus 1/2]
[B-Real] Out from the lab, no need for rehab If I can’t drive then call me a cab (taxi!) In my closet the weed is dried out Like Eiht said, ain’t no place to hide out I don’t wanna buy no weed from no cop Get knocked up and they close up my shop That’s why I buy no weed from no one That’s why they call me Dr. Greenthumb The scientifical, mystical one Growing my crops with the rays of the sun Come one come all and see how it’s done If you see the pigs there’s no need to run Cause some of these pigs are down with Greenthumb But you never know what be the outcome You see the photo in the album The weed is growing like my erection Look I never told you where I was from Some call me Real, but I’m Dr. Greenthumb
[Chorus]
Dr. Greenthumb Doctor, your Bulova plant needs special tending to Doctor, we need more oxygen we need more CO2 Doctor, Dr. Greenthumb you’re needed Doctor, dahyahahahhh… Doctor
This is the night I’m gonna try Something’s been playing on my mind I’m gonna tell you the truth even if it hurts Now that we’re dancing on the foor Feelig like I can’t pretend no more I don’t wanna lose the thing we had before
Like a movie in my mind I pretend that you were mine
What if you knew Your best friend is in love with you, aha Would you go or would you stay If I just knew how to say Your best friend is in love with you
How could you ask for my advice About those other girls you like Don’t you know I know you better than they do Even though I made you smile Maybe I’m just in denial
What if you knew Your best friend is in love with you, aha
Would you go or would you stay If I just knew how to say Your best friend is in love with you
Sometimes destiny ain’t what it’s supposed to be You blink and it’s gone If the opportunity gets the best of me I guess I’ll have to move on
What if you knew Your best friend is in love with you, aha Would you go or would you stay If I just knew how to say Your best friend is in love with you
The adventures of a young boy named Max who, after being sent to bed for misbehaving, imagines that he sails away to where the wild things are. Max is loved by the wild creatures who make him their King, though he soon longs to be back home with his family.‘Where The Wild Things Are’ Trailer 2 HD (via hollywoodstreams)